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Lookin' for Love Online
words and music by Josie Kuhn
I used to cruise the bars each night
In hopes that I'd find Mister Right
Sittin' on a bar stool wastin' time
But now I got another plan
To find me the perfect man
It's hard to believe but here I am
Lookin' for love online
I'm surfin' on the internet
Profile listed as a bachelorette
No alcoholics, druggies need reply
But if you are a normal guy
And don't have baggage piled high
Email me at UNI
Lookin' for love online
Lookin' for love online
Hopin' that I'm gonna find
A Friday night date, a compatible mate
The true love of my life
I got my picture on Match dot com
And my favorites on a cd-rom
Look out world I'm loggin' on
Lookin' for love online
I met a television evangelist
A Saudi Arabian terrorist
A nudist pushin' sixty nine
An anarchist and an arsonist
A masochistic proctologist
Lord have mercy what a list
Lookin' for love online
I met a psychic form New Mexico
Who said he landed there in a UFO
Swore to me he could read my mind
A con man serving time in jail
That wanted me to post his bail
PC tells me "You've got mail"
Lookin' for love online
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All my friends and family
Say I've lost my sanity
The man I'm lookin' for
I'll never find
But now you see the jokes on them
Cause I found me a precious gem
He met me and I met him
Lookin' for love online
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